Ever wish there were backups in real life?

WIFE:

I don't know why these numbers aren't matching. Is the garage sale taxable income?

HUSBAND:

Alright, uhh, Jacoby! Get warm.

HUSBAND:

Let's let Jacoby take a run at it.

WIFE:

I really thought this was gonna be my year.

VOICEOVER:

If only there were backups in real life. But at least there's Progressive to protect your home and auto.

JACOBY:

Carryover losses — here's your problem.

HUSBAND:

There it is.

HUSBAND:

Rest up. It's just one tax return. You'll get another chance next year.

WIFE:

Yeah.

JACOBY:

For more videos, click over here.

WIFE:

Are those videos deductible?

HUSBAND:

Honey, I don't think the spray's working.

WIFE:

It's ok, you got it. Just stick with it.

HUSBAND:

Mhm (breathes out anxiously). They just keep coming!

WIFE:

Alright, let's try something else, yeah? McCoy, you're in.

ON-SCREEN TEXT:

Colt McCoy, Backup Quarterback

COLT:

I got you.

VOICEOVER:

If only there were backups in real life. But at least there's Progressive to protect your home and auto.

NEIGHBOR:

There you go, Colt.

HUSBAND:

I'm just off today.

WIFE:

It's only one nest. There will be other wasps.

COLT:

Click here for more videos. And make sure you get all of them.

HUSBAND:

Gotcha.

WIFE:

Aaand a pinch higher.

HUSBAND:

This?

WIFE:

Mmm…It's just uneven. To the right and up.

HUSBAND:

Right and up?

WIFE:

Oh, that's good.

HUSBAND:

This is good, then?

WIFE:

Wait, no.

HUSBAND:

My shoulder's acting up. My shoulder's acting up again.

WIFE:

Dobbs!

HUSBAND:

Thought I had it.

JOSH:

I got you.

VOICEOVER:

If only there were backups in real life. But at least there's Progressive to protect your home and auto.

HUSBAND:

Honestly, you should have put him in earlier.

WIFE:

Hey, rest up. Ya did great.

HUSBAND:

Let's go Dobbs!

JOSH:

Check out more videos to the right.

HUSBAND:

To the right?

JOSH:

Not you, man. I'm talking to them.

MAN:

Alright, third time's the charm here we go. Whoa, whoa, it's ok….get it on the next one.

WIFE:

Pressure's getting to him.

SON:

Maybe we change it up?

MAN:

Now I got it!

WIFE:

Keenum, get loose.

ON-SCREEN TEXT:

CASE KEENUM, BACKUP QUARTERBACK

MAN:

Here we go! Daddy's got this.

WIFE:

Hey, you got us this far. Keenum's gonna finish the drive.

MAN:

Ok, you got it, yeah. Ok.

VOICEOVER:

If only there were backups in real life. But at least there's Progressive to protect your home and auto.

WIFE:

Shake it off. You did good out there.

HUSBAND:

Thanks.

HUSBAND:

Click here for more videos. [Points to the left]

CASE:

They're over here. [Points to the right]

HUSBAND:

They're over here. [Points to the right]